Women's Wine or Whine party

While conversation amongst women, especially fueled with wine, never lags, it's fun to have a party game at the ready.  Since there is always a new addition we usually play 'two truths and a lie' so everyone can get to know each other.  This year I've created some mad libs that will, possibly, be even more revealing!  Scenarios are written with verbs and adjectives left blank and random words will be inserted - usually with hilarious results.